URGENT…!!!!
………FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE……….
Well, wonders never cease… today I was approached by the Grand-Poo-Bah of SQUIRREL MERCENARY UNION-LOCAL #198. He told me that they had enough warfare with me, and in the spirit of the season…he wanted on behalf of the Squirrel population…to extend a Permanent Truce…starting today, and to atone for their past misdeeds and shenanigans that they have pulled on me…… he has agreed to take FIDDLE LESSONS FROM ME…!!!!
(now folks…. THAT OUGHT TO DRIVE THEM NUTS FOR SURE…!!!! lol)